My Hurley Blog

Dover, Delaware - From the offices of Dover International Speedway, Democratic Presidential candidate, Barrack Obama, announced a two race deal with DEI to be the primary sponser of the #8 US Army car in the Dover 400 and Kansas 400, the last two Sprint Cup races before the November election. The McSame campaign immediately called foul, pointing to a NY Times article that called for his own entry, a turn of the century "Go or Go Home" Stanley Steamer that would have to qualify on time, to be banned from the race because of fogging of windshields of cars in its draft.  Ignoring the technical specifications of the "Car of Today," McSame crew members shocked Goodyear engineers by putting an extra 15 pounds of air pressure into left tires and adjusting the sway bars to facilitate sharp right turns on the ovals.

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This item was called in to Phone eNews by Darrell Waltrip who laughed hysterically while stating that even he would not accept the McSame ride.