Phone eNews - Obama Visits the HolyLand

Jerusalem - Complaining about the stage craft involved in the Obama visit, one reporter yelled to him as he entered the gates riding a donkey. On a hill that rises near Capernaum on the Sea of Galilee, one reporter (who looked strangely like John Hagee) from behind a police line yelled, "Screw the fishes... can you do something with this jerry can of gas?"

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This item was called in to Phone eNews by John Dwight McSame.