Phone eNews - McSame Puts the Hammar Down

A recent report from the Transportation Safety Board has revealed that, since John McSame has started doing his own driving, the turn signal indicator on the Straight Talk Express has been rusted into the left turn position, even though he has been following the Bu$h Super Highway straight at speeds upwards of 15 mph. Joe "I get shotgun" Lieberman, John Dwight's special friend and wingman at numerous appearances in Florida old folks homes, defends McSame by stating, "It is important to avoid excessive speeds while keeping two wheels on the right shoulder." During a recent trip, while leading a string of cars that made Obama's Berlin crowds seem small in comparison and mellow in demeanor, the bus logged over 300 miles of blinking lefts while closely following pResident Bu$h in repeated turns to the right. Following the road trip, Cindy McSame, the candidate's slight blonde celebretante wife, was taped for an upcoming ad as she washed the bus herself, in a scene reminiscent of the famous Paris Hilton hamburger commercial.

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This item was called in to Phone eNews by Caesar Chavez, who is representing a group of ten thousand Mexican truck drivers who crossed the border illegally in hope of getting the job driving McSame's bus.