Phone eNews - McCain Calls for Defense of Georgia.

Atlanta, GA - Gazing south across the mountains of Georgia from a hill in the historical Chicamauga battlefield south of Nashville, Republican presidential candidate John Dwight McSame, flanked by his perpetual wingman, Joe Lieberman, and the ghost of William Tecumseh Sherman (who looked much more robust and healthy than the aging Arizona Senator), vowed to drive the Russian troops into the sea. Asked if they were looking at the correct Georgia, McSame's foreign policy spokesman, Randy Scheunemann, stated, "How should I know... I just know they pay very well for lobbying for them."

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This item was called in to Phone eNews by Gen. John Bell Hood, a childhood friend of McSame's, who predicted that the Russian troops in Georgia would not put up as stiff a defense as he did.