Phone eNews - McSame Calls for Draft .. of Barrack Obama

Washington, DC - According to email memos and notes released by Homeland Security this morning, Republican presidential candidate, John Dwight McSame, with the cooperation of Vice Cheney's office, has been pressuring the Honolulu Draft Board to induct Dem hopeful, Barrack Obama, into the Army. In one secretly taped conversation, McSame is heard screaming, "He never served a day. Get this pansy into boot camp, shave his heard, and get him doing push-ups. Did I mention he is an uppidy negro?" while aids laugh rauciously in the background. A hightly placed campaign adivser denied that this is not a move to remove the popular Democratic candidate from the November ballot, saying "We also want to draft Dennis Kucinich and all his children for seven generations."

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This item was called in to Phone eNews by Thomas Silas, the first man drafted in 1940.