Phone eNews - Ranch Needs Clearing

     
Crawford, Texas - With the national press deployed to Matha's Vineyard to watch the Obama vacation, many neighbors are complaining about the overgrowth on former pResident Bu$h's ranch in this arid armpit of Texas. "We pride ourselves in the endless vista of dirt, rocks, and snakes. We contribute nothing to absorbing carbon dioxide," stated one local ranch owner, addung, "The Bush boy should be a better example... spew some smoke out of the chain saw and kill some foliage."

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This item was called in by Paul Bunyon who when called on his claim to have logged the Great Sahara Forest with the claim it is a desert, answered, "It is now."