Phone eNews - Democrats Reject Republican Health Care Compromise

Washinton, DC - Republican negotiators stormed out of a meeting about procedures covered under the Senate version of the health care bill, prompting one Democratic staffer to say, "The Republicans are just pissed because the Public Option does not cover their most needed medical procedure, the InterCranial Rhetomechtomy, the removal of one's head from one's butt." The issue came to a head when Senator Mitch McConnell from Kentucky recalled being billed more than $5000 for an out of network bobcat and operator when his Tuscumbia, Alabama hospital argued that normal medical tools were poorly suited for such a large task. Boaner specified that it was never ruled a previously existing condition... but rather a chronic hereditory defect. When Dems laughed at his suggestion that the bobcat rental, at least, should be covered, the senator thought they were mocking his large head and stormed out to a previously scheduled press opportunity on the Senate steps.

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This item was called in to Phone eNews by China's leading proctologist and heavy equipment operator, Dr. Yu Kno Hu, most famous for the removal of the anal cyst from famous radio hitman and draft dodger, Rush Limbaugh.