Phone eNews - Republicans Make Plans for Speed Week

Palm Sprints, FL - Republican leader and talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, has called for NASCAR to move the Budweiser ShootOut to Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps in Brussels, stating, "It is important that foreign sponors, like Budweiser, hold races in their home countries. Many Speedweeks events have more appropriate venues." Little Richard Lowry, over ongoing drunken rowdiness at the National Review over the failed Chicago Olympic bid, cited Bristol as a track that should be replaced by a "real bullring" in Pamplona, Pocono should be held at Bermuda's Traingle and WalMart, as "the largest retailer of NASCAR products with the greatest selection of NASCAR licensee and sponsor products for our fans" (Don Rothwell, managing director of Licensing Retail Development for NASCAR), should move the Darlington race to Communist China. A tearful Glen Beck added that he loved his country and blamed Obama for the communist, fascist thinking that limits drivers to all left turns at so many tracks. Bill OhReally added, "I call on all my listeners to boycott LifeLock products until they move their NASCAR sponsored stock car race to Rio de Janeiro."

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