Nashville, TN - In a surprise move, Republican candidate, John McSame, proposed spending $300 Billion for the Treasury to buy mortgages of houses in danger of forclosure, stating "We need to keep those people in their houses where they know the neighborhood and will be able to find their way to soup kitchens when the Bu$h/McSame Depression hits and they lose their jobs." This has further alienated his conservative base and caused Ms. Sarah Palin to exclaim, "Well, golly, guys and gals! This will help some of my neighbors in Alaska, you betcha."
This item was called in to Phone eNews by Treasury Secretary, Henry Paulson, who added, "Why didn't I think of that."